The Lame Commandments of The Biryani God


“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.” ― Oscar Wilde

“Life is too short not to start something stupid.” ― Richie Norton

See, there’s still hope for me.

I wrote the first commandment on Facebook and later found out that ‘Cards Against Humanity’ actually sold 30,000 boxes of bullshit wrapped in a box for 6$ and told myself that I could effin’ write an article around the commandments of the biryani god and it still wouldn’t be as stupid (read genius) as what those guys did.

The commandments got lamer and lamer and I can understand if you hate me for the lamity of this post, but if you got offended on religious grounds, I feel sorry for your life and your inability to take a joke. Continue reading The Lame Commandments of The Biryani God



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